There's a photo of me being kissed by a dude
I never stole a necklace or got a DUI,
I never cheated on my wife like that golfer guy,
So what, you can see a little boob from the side?
I'm sorry that I'm not perfect!
At least I didn't date a porn star,
And tell everyone 'I'm winning.
I'm really sorry... that i'm not perfect! :)
